What Would a Porn Star Do?

The following is an article from WWAPSD?

"Let me explain the philosophy behind this statement. It's not meant to be promiscuous or dirty; it's meant to be motivation to get the kind of body I wouldn't be ashamed for everyone to see naked.


When I want a big ol' slice of cake, I think to myself, Would a porn star do that? The answer: Nope. When I want to get into bed at the end of the day without doing sit-ups or applying cocoa butter, I ask myself, What would a porn star do? A porn star would suck it up, do sit-ups and Kegals and jumping-jacks, wash the makeup off her face, use teeth-whitening strips and a face mask, AND apply the goddamn cocoa butter before bed. That's what a porn star would do.

As a girl, I was a competitor in beauty pageants, and I wanted to be a model. So why not What Would a Beauty Queen Do? Or What Would a Model Do? This is because of the answer to those questions: Starve. To be a model, you must be sickly. To be a porn star, you must not. The reason for this is simple: Models want to look good to other girls. Porn stars need to look good for men.

And men are evolutionally programmed to be attracted to what is healthy and if impregnated will produce healthy, surviving children. It sounds banal, but most human behavior is simply the result of survival of the fittest, and species-propagating behavior is what survives the test of evolution. So men like healthy women: Curves, glowing skin, white teeth, shiny hair. All signs of good health in the days of cavemen.

In the modeling industry, bones must be visible, skin must be either fried or vampirish, and eyes are sunken. I really don't know why this self-destructive emphasis on starvation is what survives in the modeling world or what that means to evolution, but I do know: I've been there. And it's not what I want to be.

So that's why I want to look like a porn star, not a model or a beauty queen. Tell me it's dirty and wrong, but it's healthy."

Alright, folks. So apparently sexy is in. Agree? Disagree?

Are we a nation spoiled by porn?

Just throwing that out there, and I want to hear your opinion on the matter.

My opinion:

Porn is fake. the girls are fake, the men use cock-doubles, everything is airbrushed and acted. Which is all fine and dandy, since it's supposed to be as erotic as possible and sometimes real life isn't erotic, except-- We think of it as real. We expect real life to be like porn. We expect our girls to be firm, tan, without body hair, and slim; we expect our men to be gigantic; and we expect earsplitting finishes. Is this realistic? Rarely. Is this what we a standard we hold ourselves to? Most definitely.

Soo... sound off. What do you think?

Oh, they joys of voyeurism.

I Get Off by Halestorm

You don't know that I know,

You watch me every night
And I just can't resist the urge
To stand here in the light
Your greedy eyes upon me
And then I come undone
And I could close the curtains
But this is too much fun

[Chorus]

I get off on you
Getting off on me
I give you what you want
But nothing is for free
It's all give and take
Kinda life we make
When your line is crossed
I get off
I get off

So much left unspoken
Between the two of us
It's so much more exciting
To look when you can't touch
You could say I am different
And maybe I'm a freak
But I know how to twist ya
To bring you to your knees

[Chorus]

I get off on you
Getting off on me
I give you what you want
But nothing is for free
It's all give and take
Kinda life we make
When your line is crossed
I get off
I get off

But you don't know
What you can't see
Is what I do for you
I do for me

[Bridge]

I get off on you
Getting off on me
I give you what you want

[Chorus]

I get off on you
Getting off on me
I give you what you want
But nothing is for free
It's all give and take
Kinda life we make
When your line is crossed
I get off
I get off